Chad

Chads Life Story

Chad lived in a small town up by the nile river, he was brought in by a fruit basket full of apricots. He was later introduced into the bagel industries only to find his long lost friend Chuck Norris as the head bagel slicer. Chad ended his bagel duties when he got in a fight with the bagel making machine and lost. He was forced to cut off his own legs to live. Chad forgot all about his first job and started playing the bongo drums, but one day he got in a fight with a set of bongo drums, unfortinitly he lost then too. After Chad lost to the bongo drums he gave up at life and cowarded in his peanut butter mansion only coming out to get an ocasional snack of bread and water at around noon or so. Now he is in a bankrupt situation. At 27 chad decided to open up his own bagel factory to make some money, but unfortinitly it was overrun by giraffes. In the same day he lost his Mom in a terrible croquet accident. His Dad moved to Puerto Rico with his monkey Larry, so he had to live on his own.After his bussiness went bye bye he gave up at life again and did nothing, but sit around all day eating ding-dongs and watching jeoprady. Chad died at 162 because he forgot to put mayonaise on his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He was later charged with murder for killing himself. Chad almost died on one sunny Saturday morning when he was pushed down, but luckily a knife cousined his fall by slowly going through his pangcreous. Chad lives to tell his story.

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